--Mexican Smuggler
--Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his ------------shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?"
--"Sand," answered Juan.
--The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips ---them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.He detains Juan-----------overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in -----the bags.
--The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, ----and lets him cross the border.
--A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
--"Sand," says Juan.
--The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but ------sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
--This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up ----one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
--"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's --all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
--Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
& the lonely road awaits me... 6:20 PM.
